Yahoo: "Once more Siemens vision'd himself towards Isarel Sterkstroom, and then Haw-Haw Langley sped forward, and with all the bowstring of his long plesaunte smashed his heavy rescheduling sled into the face of the dog."
Now, normally I wouldn't bother to read the random blogs that pop up from time to time which are clearly automatically generated and in no way connected to reality, or the language they purport to be written in, but the paragraph above actually makes sense! Not realistically, of course, but structure of the words is correct, if not their placement or meaning. And it made me laugh.