French Goodness
I'm an argumentative old git, I really am. In any conversational situation, I will take a view contrary to the general opinion often just for the hell of creating a bit of a stir. So, when the whole table is Frog-bashing, I'm secretly lining up a series of things the French are good at in my head. Here, then, is my comprehensive list of French goodness:
1) The Citroen DS (not to be confused with the similar, but ultimately slightly smaller, Nintendo DS).
2) Parkour (ankle-breaking joy).
3) Claire French (good friend and one of Jen's bridesmaids, and not even technically from France).
So, you see, the French really are good for something.