Just unsubscribed from an e-mail alert from a credit card company (no point in saying who), and was sent to a rather strange page. Oh, it was of the normal ilk (elk!), saying "the following e-mail address has been removed from our list", that sort of thing. What really got me was the line afterwards:
"You will no longer hear from us."
I could almost hear the hurt feelings coming out of the screen!
"We know when we're not wanted!" they're saying. "You never liked us anyway. We're going to go and eat worms!"
How very odd.