Wednesday, January 14, 2009

It's Not All Happiness and Joy

I know, I know, this whole economic downturn thing seems like a barrel of laughs, but I think I may have discovered a downside. While most of us are enjoying the unseasonably warm weather and fantastic financial prospects, there are victims of all this fun and frivolity. I talk, nay whisper, of the torment of the spam e-mail sending elves. 

Spare a thought, as you bask in the warm glow of fiscal security, for the poor little buggers who are forced, through no fault of their own, to ramp up the level of sheer crap they e-mail you every day, in a vain attempt to garner a little more of your fickle business. It must be hell for them, having to write and distribute new and enticing e-mails every single day. 

So, as you hoard your money, have a thought for those who need it more than you, and maybe click on a few of those e-mails. Get yourself into a bit more debt - after all, it'll make you feel so much better.

Thanks for your time.

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