Stroller, Strider or Stormer
Everyone fits into one of three handy pigeonholes in this regard. Unless you have no legs. You are either:
a) a stroller - someone who slows down when walking uphill,
b) a strider - someone who maintains their speed no matter what gradient they're faced with, or
c) a stormer - someone who is so pissed off that the hill has the afront to be in their way that they actually speed up when faced with an incline.
So, which are you? Answers on a postcard to the usual address.

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