Giant Reindeer Terrorises Covent Garden!!

Seriously, this thing was enormous. It was eating children whole. The discarded umbrella of its last victim can just be seen at the base of the pedestal it has mounted in order to chew people on the rooftop terraces.

Huge government/media hush-up about the whole thing. I'm going into hiding immediately after this post - once they know I've let the truth out, I'll be extraordinarily rendered... rendited......... rendicated... Whatever.

Rumour has it that it escaped from a government gene splicing facility, and is a chimera of deer/lightbulb/topiary parentage.